Absolute Perfection

Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.

See I tollddd you you were the definition of absolute perfection !!

by Snifg November 9, 2020

past perfect

The attribute of material being actual because it has a non-discrete beginning and a discrete end.

The past perfect attribute of material stipulates that there is no present or material is in the near-past.

by sandraxine September 17, 2018

Puzzle Perfect

When you see some majestic scenery that looks as if it is supposed to be a puzzle.

Guy 1: "Man, that mountain range is beautiful!"
Guy 2: "Yeah it's Puzzle Perfect

by ziggoman83 January 27, 2010

perfect call

When the US President bribes a foreign leader for his own personal gain.

Did you read the transcript, it was a perfect call!

by Harry Connick Jr December 18, 2019

Perfect Theorem

Easiest way to prove a problem is correct.

Add infinity ( oo ) to both sides. Since you can't have an infinity greater than infinity, each side is equal to infinity and therefore correct.

2=7 Given
2+oo=7+oo Perfect Theorem
oo=oo Reflexive
:D You Happy

by J-Beezee November 8, 2006

perfect 6

no kissing, not sex, just only anal. You meet her and anal her.

dude I just got a perfect 6

by k-weird December 22, 2015

Perfect Wife

A woman that can cook and clean that also enjoys sports and will drink a beer with you while watching the game. For further definition look up Stephanie Hunt.

Stephanie would make the perfect wife.

by A Good Man November 22, 2006