Penis Cough

After you nut so many times, the orgasm is dry

Me and that bitch Shanda went so many times I had a penis cough

by Long John Van Huge Dong October 9, 2020

penis in butt

Putting Penis up ur friends butt and creaming and then covering it in shit then sticking it it there mouth

I cant wait to go give Trevor the penis in butt.

by Penis in butt January 14, 2021

Penis-Possessors

A Penis Possessor is a person (doesn't have to be male because we respect the LGBTQ+ community) who possesses a penis. Any person who has a penis, is a penis possessor.

"Oh em gee look at those penis-possessors, so lucky. They don't get periods."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."

by Not A Penis-Possessor March 25, 2021

Penis Friday

A pre-nsfw-purge Tumblr holiday where men would post nudes

Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times

“Travis, put your dick away, after the Tumblr purge there’s no such thing as a penis Friday!”

by WippityWap June 4, 2021

Penis nuke

Penis nuke. Everyone will fucking die.

The penis nuke is a deadly weapon that was designed to kill everyone.

If you would like to survive, see "Ballsack bunker"

by Cxtfish September 5, 2021

Penis

a long or short stick of meat on a human male

may i see your penis

by ur_homie November 9, 2021

Penis Shelf

Penis shelf is where you go to store your penis in the basement after you get married. A cold dark dusty shelf where things no longer of use are stored.

My buddy Freddie Goldheart used to slay so many gals , now that he is married his johnson is in the basement on the penis shelf

Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf

by Metroid22 January 22, 2022