chocolate painting

When a guy gives a girl anal and then wipes the shit off his dick on her ass.

When I was finished fucking her asshole I decided to do a chocolate painting all over her ass. Don't want my dick being unclean.

by themysteriousone101 April 28, 2014

pervert painter

When you ejacualte in her belly button and then dip your tip in the substance and paint her with it

Im going to be a pervert painter tonight, i will use you as my canvas.

by Ticklemybutthole August 12, 2016

microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.

"whoaaa what's that? Did you Microsoft Painted it ?"

by P3laton3 April 10, 2017

spray painted car

If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.

A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.

“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”

“It must be a spray painted car.”

by dwightisright July 6, 2018

Habitual pantang

Singaporean slang for being superstitious out of habit. This is usually the case second or third generation Singaporeans that do not actually believe in the superstition.

I'm not afraid of opening the umbrella indoors, it's just habitual pantang

by 4amclub August 26, 2018

Javier Pantaleon

Gay kid, Gay memes.

Javier Pantaleon is gay.
Javier Pantaleon posts gay memes.

by jxse115 September 7, 2018

Verbal Paintbrush

When describing a situation with verbal sound so as better visualize the action in a discussion

Then brrrupppphb the situation occurred - just like a verbal paintbrush the word describes the situation

by Genuinegem June 15, 2019