Parmesan Penis

When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese

I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis

by stinkywhitedick September 28, 2015

parmesean bush

When one's public hair contains contaminants, be it lice, dandruff, etc, that resemble parmesean cheese.

"Why is that guy always scratching his nuts?"
"He's got a bad case of parmesean bush."

by MustacheWarrior666 April 24, 2016

partmer

Retarded friendship

Do you want to be my partmer in spades?

by bmn.5150 October 5, 2016

Parker Redlon

A very unattractive person who can not get a girlfriend to save his life. His friends hate him and tell him to kill himself all the time. But even after all of that he still hangs out with them...

He's such a Parker Redlon... He'll never be cool

by Daddys_boy6969 July 15, 2016

Palmer twins

This is a round about way of referencing masturbation. The Palmer twins refer to a person's two hands, which he would use to stroke his manhood. Not sure if it would be used as a term for women

After watching some porn, he decided to pay a visit to the Palmer twins.
The Palmer twins never complain when I'm in the mood for sex...

by Magnum0970 May 17, 2016

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016