polejumper

One who acts too quickly, one who acts in rash and innapropriate ways

Damnit, he left too fast.. he is such a polejumper

by penguin October 28, 2002

pole glove

A large proflatic that extends the lengh of ones arm. To protect you from cummunicable diseases on stripper poles!

Capt Buck from the V/D Gloryhole went to Kings adorned with his pole glove so he would be protected from any unwanted advances.

by HarryBallzonu February 1, 2008

pole-ing the electorate

When a man in elected office engages in sexual congress with a member of his community.

To fuck some bitch you have power over in her ass.

From the Simpsons: "Tonight, the mayor's pleasure is pole-ing the electorate."

"Damn bitch, I guess I wouldn't be much of a senator if I didn't pole my electorate once in a while. Suck that cock!"

by NastyNateMortensenn May 25, 2008

Pole Smoker

Luke Phelan the pole smoker

A man who cannot withstand the urge to smoke another mans penis voilently. (Pole smoker)

by Ice Berg Slim June 23, 2010

pole smoking kike

Someone who is Jewish and also sucks dick

Greg is Jewish and throws people under the bus at work. Therefore Greg is a pole smoking kike

by Gaulded balls October 21, 2013

running into phone pole

This is what happens when you are running and you don't look out ahead, then you run into a damn phone pole, punch it with a fist, and fall on your behind!

Steve was running fast, until all of a sudden when he went running into phone pole!

by LongDistanceRunner October 11, 2009

Short distance pole vaulting

Sexual intercourse

Did you go Short distance pole vaulting last night mate

by Tonys June 2, 2014