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tuna pot pie

An infected pussy. One that has a light flaky crust or scabs.
Did you notice the crust on that bitches tuna pot pie?
by MsWorld February 10, 2004
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Pot noodle wank

Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.
Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.

Liam: is there room for one more?
by Ashweehehe July 31, 2019
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Pot of cold piss

–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.

2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation

3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago

4. cold piss australian for beer
Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.

I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.

What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!
by h_yam March 3, 2011
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puff some pot

A term that a white person made to say” smoke some weed
“Just puff some pot, relax, and let your thoughts drift through your awareness like you were watching a movie. Ahh bliss”
by Ksrwhtvr April 27, 2019
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pavlov's pot head

A Person who is such a Stoner that the mere thought of weed triggers an autonomic response.

A subject of a method modeled after Pavlov's Dog experiment, involving a clink of a bong instead of a bell, marijuana instead of food and a pot head instead of a dog.
"My Stoner roommate is such a Pavlov's Pot Head, just a clink of the bong and his eyes start to water"
by Anon Anon November 17, 2013
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Keep the tea in the pot

when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.
did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.
by lilv February 26, 2018
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As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament
He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!
by Biglump March 5, 2012
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