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Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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Nick Pick

When jobless grown people twist the words of the worldwide superstar, female rapper, actress, and mogul Nicki Minaj. All for interactions online, hoping for more selective outrage by people who already don’t like her but are obsessed with her.
This jobless man stayed up late at night to watch Nicki Minaj’s live to NICK PICK her words the next day to get her dragged on twitter.
by MARAJKALI October 15, 2021
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Picking Up Pennies

You know when you're roaming around Portland and you see that one person high on life attempting to tie their shoes?
Tweakers. More specifically, fent heads swaying in the wind. You know the stance.

It can be used liberally to blanket the behavior of any high, not just the bad ones.
"Oh shit, dude is over there picking up pennies."
"We've got another one out there picking up pennies!"
"Dude was so gone he was out on main pickin' up pennies!"
"Dalton ripped the bong and started picking up pennies at the concert!"
by NotWhiteHenry February 15, 2025
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Manic Pick Me Dream Girl

omg did you see mandy being a manic pick me dream girl last night? she kept laughing extra hard at my boyfriends jokes.
by anonymous March 17, 2024
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pick-me

a fucking phyco who's dad went to get the milk
person 1: STAWWWP IM NOT SHORTTT
person 2: fucking pick-me right there
by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023
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Sheep Picks

Sheep Picks uses 100% Child Labor to Produce our Products
by Sheep Picks June 27, 2021
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pick me girl

lillie ella. simply just lillie ella. also someone who tries to give all the boys chewing gum (also lillie ella)
lillie ella: oh my god boy 1 would you like a chewie

boy 1: yeah go on
girl 1: what the actual fuck. what a pick me girl
by ballwank.co November 23, 2021
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