Pearl Harbor Snack

A snack popular in Hawaii around the time Pearl Harbor happened.

Is that spam and rice? What a great Pearl Harbor snack.

by jnater April 30, 2025

Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.

Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.

by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025

Pearl

A girl who is fine but has HORRIBLE taste

Dang that girl other is a pearl!!

by Theoneandonlymonkey May 9, 2025

Pearl Harbors

A Japanese woman with huge tits/bombs. Can be applied to any Asian woman with big tits. Usually a rare sight.

Hey Joe check out that chick! Man you don't see that very often. You're right John, She has a serious set of Pearl Harbors!!!

by HORNET CHOW May 23, 2025

Shooting Pearls

When a man's semen is extra solid to the point where it can be collected and arranged into a necklace.

Man I should really see a doctor I've been shooting pearls lately...

by Oni Garth December 14, 2022

Maggie Pearls

A pearl necklace based flinch test. A cunning gentleman purposely delivers his relish into an unanticipated facial zone. Open eyes and nostrils present the greatest temptation. If the recipient does not recoil then it can be said that she is a lady not for turning and therefore passes the test.

How are you getting on with your new girlfriend?

Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.

by ZeBagsy December 15, 2022

Johnnie Pearl Knox

Auntyesters Big sister. She has a big heart, and you will fall in love quick with her. But be sure not to get her mad, because you can easily get on her bad side. It’s bound to happen I bet, but she will always care for you. She is also an extreme churchgoer. But she can steal your heart with her sexyness, but she is one of the most loveliest ladies you’ve ever met.

Johnnie Pearl Knox has a big heart, and you and her will fall in love quick. Nana

by Pjudge December 15, 2022