curve party

When a female invites males to interact with her on a social networking site, such as twitter, in order to project her insecurities upon them. Females who lack the skills to carry out intellectual conversations are usually the ones who throw curve parties.

@chelseytaughtyu: Hey! If you have a penis, talk to me.

@malerespondent: Hi.

@chelseytaughtyu: You're an ugly human being.

@malerespondent: Dammit! I done walked into a curve party.

@maleobserver: Haha! You got hit with the curve!

by J.J. Tucker March 19, 2014

panty crickets

STDs--crabs, scabbies, etc...

Don't let dirty boys touch you, or you will get panty crickets.

by BSpears December 16, 2007

jump the party

To jump the party is to have sex with more than one person at a time usually when everybody is fucking wasted.

Matt: When she asked me if I wanted to have sex I had no idea she meant jump the party with her whole sorority!
Steve: Dude, you should have invited me.
Matt: Hell no! If I'd have seen you naked my simon would have went limp.

by Matt McD October 15, 2005

Indonesian Splash Party

When you sit on the toilet to poop, but you pee first, and then when your crap lands in the water, it splashes the pee into your ass crack.

Bro, I'm having a horrible day, I failed my exam, I got a parking ticket, and I had an Indonesian Splash Party.

by Ozzieman321 January 30, 2010

Paityn

to have unlimited amounts of joy and energy- to always be looking forward in life with the wisdom of what's behind and to smell of the stink of Slinger.

There are so many great things about her, she's such a Paityn!

by lml92 February 4, 2010

makeout party

when a bunch of teenagers get together in a dark room/rooms and make out to soft romantic music.

in full house, stephanie totally goes to a makeout party.

i wish makeout parties still existed.

by venusasaboy July 21, 2005

candy party

An assortment of various delicious and euphoric pills, used for getting "high".

Hey, is that bitch having a candy party?

by Pyocks12 April 3, 2008