The Paige Nowlan

When you get so hammered drunk that you can no longer function, and you start to stare into space... Much like a sober Paige Nowlan

Logyn: How drunk was I last night? I blacked out
Coleton: Dude, you were sitting in a chair all night, starring into space, doing the Paige Nowlan
Logyn: Damn... I'm a fucking idiot

by LogynHoxworth December 25, 2012

P-pain

P-pain is short for the worst thing you can ever experience, period pain.

Me random girl-"AHHHH, FUCKING P-PAIN!"

by AnonymousGurlWhoLovesCake July 12, 2015

knee pain

An indescribable feeling, that takes place in the knees. It is very painful.

Awh man my knees hurt, I have KNEE PAIN.

by Knee monster November 20, 2017

real pain

how you feel after falling UP the stairs (a mixture of loss of pride and a panic attack)

you haven't felt real pain until you know what falling up the stairs feels like .

by thrasher247 February 5, 2018

Socks That Relieve Pain

An ad on this website for some reason.

OMG SOCKS THAT RELIEVE PAIN I TOTALLY NEED THOSE

by CRAM SWORD November 14, 2019

How to Cause Pain

1. Put your hand at their waist
2. Hold onto the muscle
3. Turn your wrist 360 degrees
4. Don't let go
5. Wait for it
(6. Run for it)

How to Cause Pain:
A: does the 6 steps
B: *screams in agony and start to chase after

by Wifisystemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 24, 2019

Paige

A short, midget-esque girl whos main purpose in life is to find and defeat voldemort. She carrys around a wand and a book of spells to defeat her enemies. Paige often cackles at the moon late at night in hopes to attract her one true love: Edward Cullen. Paige eagerly awaits each morning to mousse her hair up and yell at a friend of hers. She is often compared to golem from lord of the rings, and loves to wear pants that are too big so that she has a "pouch" as marsupials do. Paige's diet consists of celery and capers. Everyone has a friend like Paige.

Paige is truly one of a kind!

by Koo Koo KA CHOO! June 15, 2010