Brain Sister

A "Brain Sister" is a girl who wears glasses and finished high school. However, there is some debate as to whether or not a "Brain Sister" actually wears glasses.
"She was only twentyseventeen, she was a lonely beauty queen, she was a brain sister, Texas Instruments all day..."

Quoted from the Limozeen song "Brain Sister"
by Garboth March 19, 2008
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cat brains

when a male crams his balls through the fly of his pants and unsupectedly shows a female or male for that matter.
Yo that girl sucked the knowledge out of my cat brains.
by ms.kittey June 10, 2006
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brain fuggler

damn that brain fuggler
by sabastard September 03, 2009
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Corporate Brains

When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.
Pro Tip:

if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻
by ThornyRose December 23, 2020
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Pregnancy brain

When your math teacher can’t teach no more
I searched for my keys in the refrigerator, must be my pregnancy brain
by Penisluver27 March 17, 2018
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Boner-Brain

When ones intelligence level decreases as blood flow levels lower in brain to accommodate the needed increased flow to the penis during a erection.
I can't do math right now, I totally have boner-brain.
by JDiddy2Pretty September 27, 2015
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Boner brain

when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.
"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."

"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
by twiceonsundays June 03, 2011
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