A mystic bong is when you take a lighter, put it under your ball sack and afterwards under it, you light your balls on fire to create your hot semen then you get a girl and get her to smoke your hot nut
by Mr.munt April 15, 2024

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.
by ClayJ October 25, 2008

by greasyfringes July 31, 2019

by highgorldive May 8, 2022

When a water pipe is in the possession of a person, thus entitling them to a status in which they may not be physically touched by other person(s) in the room.
Timmy: I'm going to give you some pats, maybe a scoop-dunk?
Allie: Sorry, not this time, I've got Bong Immunity!
Allie: Sorry, not this time, I've got Bong Immunity!
by All900koroks August 24, 2021

Used by incredibly intelligent people. Usually, they are subscribed to Fainted on youtube and plays up to four hours of Fortnite a day. Means "Your mom gay" in Arabic.
by Fainted on youtube April 30, 2018
