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Mystic bong

A mystic bong is when you take a lighter, put it under your ball sack and afterwards under it, you light your balls on fire to create your hot semen then you get a girl and get her to smoke your hot nut
Hey babe want some of my mystic bong
by Mr.munt April 15, 2024
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Spontaneous Beer Bong

Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.
I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.
by ClayJ October 25, 2008
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bong bongs

you have big ball
nice bong bongs
by slurp big balls lick them March 2, 2023
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Bong Chen

a guy who has to tolerate sneks likes to flex his dancing and bio skills
"there's a snek harassing bong chen"
by greasyfringes July 31, 2019
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Bonging

Bonging- hitting the bong with ur peers/enemies
Im bonging with Mariana later LMAO
I can’t wait to be bonging with Summer later. Am I right (^ν^)
by highgorldive May 8, 2022
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Bong Immunity

When a water pipe is in the possession of a person, thus entitling them to a status in which they may not be physically touched by other person(s) in the room.
Timmy: I'm going to give you some pats, maybe a scoop-dunk?

Allie: Sorry, not this time, I've got Bong Immunity!
by All900koroks August 24, 2021
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Yeet bong

Used by incredibly intelligent people. Usually, they are subscribed to Fainted on youtube and plays up to four hours of Fortnite a day. Means "Your mom gay" in Arabic.
by Fainted on youtube April 30, 2018
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