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Balkan oil check

When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.
That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.
by CP85 June 23, 2022
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Neck Oil

Lubricating the inside of the esophagus with a crisp beer
Oi Gary, wanna go for a slap and guzzle some neck oil

Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!
by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022
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Holiday Oil Dam

The act in which a person places a rubber bung 2.4inches deep in their asshole at 12:00 am on December the 1st. The person then proceeds to glue or tape the bung in place. Then without breaking or removing the bung to prevent the release of faeces from the body. Then at midnight every day bring the bung out 0.1 inches every time until on Christmas Day or 25th December, take it out in which an oil like shit stream will be released like an oil filled dam.
Jared- Yo bro are you doing anything special this Christmas?
You- Yeah man i am participating in the annual Holiday Oil Dam
Jared- Your a weird guy you know?
by Dinomax65 October 17, 2025
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Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016
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Oil reserve

1.small sections where oil is extracted

2. A man's big cock
1. We just made another oil reserve
2. I need to drink milk before I run out of oil in my oil reserve.
by ZCdsac saf January 31, 2016
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Oil goblin

Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.
Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
by Daddy Oregano August 21, 2021
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hercum oil

Hercum oil:
The vaginal secretions a woman makes when she cums or has an orgasm.
Her: Oh my I have never had so much "hercum oil" before.
Him: Ya babe you left a huge puddle on the sheets.
by Sinsara75 November 20, 2017
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