Your mom

An incredibly beautiful woman on the inside and out whose sole goal in life is to live long and prosperously off of positivity, self-acceptance, and the subcutaneous and visceral fat reserves in her body.

Your mom is so cool that absolute zero warms her up.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Your mom

Your mom

Your mom

by Hallohillo July 22, 2019

your mom

what my friend Lucas says all the time

Me- who was the first president?
Lucas- Your mom

by justindanieldomowenlucasnick November 23, 2019

Your mom

Something people say because they're stupid and don't knowthe meaning of personal deaths that could've happened with that person's mom.

Friend "What are you doing?"
You "Your mom"

by ilikepooteehee November 24, 2019

Your ma

Your ma is the sexiest thing going

I rode your ma 😂

by Georgia28lxx April 9, 2019

your mom

its just your mom

your mom is soooooo fat

by a dunbcunt April 14, 2019

Your Mom

She was right beside you where you were sick , she loved you no matter you dick head hated her , she made you shit like a normal person , without her you would be shitting on the streets . She loved you no matter how ugly you look. She made you food when you were hungry and now your just a fat ass because of how much you ask Things from her and never giving her a simple thank you .

You: Mom i want food .
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta

You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*

by Brofroanomo April 17, 2019