Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.

jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!

by tudunk December 16, 2015

Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019

Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

#arse-bandit

#arse-bandit is the official title for someone who is an absolute gay boy

“Your such an #arse-bandit”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

arse burn

After a hot or spicy food often a curry when your ring peice looks like the Japanese flag and feels like a chewed tomato. "arse burn"

After that curry lads, my arse is burning. Feels like an empty headlock. "arse burn"

by JesusMcJesusFace January 1, 2019

whipe yourd fuckin arse

When someone is acting out of the norm or questionable

Mom: "Are you high son?"
Son: " whipe yourd fuckin arse"

by Elpadre D Tuhijo January 7, 2019

guys with no arses

Aidan Stainthorpe

You know an Aidan Stainthorpe when you see one. Ugly guys with no arses.

by Unknowndudewithhugedoinks June 19, 2018