purple homewrecker

Slang for male genitailia

Micheal"NATE! PUT AWAY THAT PURPLE HOMEWRECKER!"

by phomewreckord May 10, 2018

Purple Moose

When you are blue balled and you get your wifes friend to finish you off.

Hey hun I hope u dont mind stacy helped me purple moose.

by Johnny No nutz August 23, 2011

My purple

The person you need to hold as close as possible, but not suffocate. Closer, but at a safe distance. You never know what they think, but you are sure of their actions. They don’t show what they want, but you know what they need and you are there to give it to them. Don't let them go, because they won't get tired of you and you'll just think about them.

X: I met someone..
Y: Oh, really?
X: She is beautifully destroyed, but she will no longer need to fear her fears now that I am there for her. She’s my purple now..
Y: When did you meet her?
X: About one year ago, and I’m fine with that

by splendid.baby February 22, 2021

Purple Spear

The phallus on a black man.

Maria goes exclusively for the purple spear.

by Moose Byte February 23, 2009

the Purple Moose

A concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up Zanax pills, or some other prescription tranquilizer. It is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or anally inserted in large quantities, one shall see "The Purple Moose."

Mike Mussina.

by sux0r September 6, 2003

purple poke

When you have an erection and you poke somebody else in the anus accidentally.

Squeak purple poked Chad when he saw Jim taking off his shirt.

by john backsnow May 13, 2006

purple llama

A purple llama is the gayest breed of llama, if they stumble upon and male of any race ( human included ) they will say that they want you in their mouth. They will also take you away and strip you, then rape you.

Jerry: OH GOD !!! It's a purple llama
The purple llama: Come over here, I want you in my mouth for the salty water
Jerry: NOOOOOO!!!!

by TheTruthSpeaker01 January 3, 2013