Speed

A stimulating chemical substance Tom Cruise is addicted to.

"I feel the need...the need for speed!"

by Lil Trash March 24, 2023

speed trudge

n. the act of emptying one's bowels faster than one would their bladder

1 minute before the show
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!

by facespacer August 24, 2008

speed

that one mad black guy who dose stupid shit like set a firework in his house. he also barks like a dog.

you. Hey speed
Speed. *Bark* sui

by rdtfyuihyguioiuygf8jyh76u7gtbi November 29, 2023

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021

Speed relationshippin

Is when you go thru a relationship with all stages and levels but it only lasts 4-6 weeks. That includes, meeting, first date, first sex, going out for dinner, bike rides etc . And all of a sudden the end is coming with arguments which leads into 'we need a break' forever. My roomate did that already twice this year and after celebrating New Years together with His GF, it was over without any particular reason.
Its sort of like Speed Dating but lasts longer.

Is he speed relationshipping again?

Theyre speed relationshipping

by Uberfraulein June 2, 2018

Speed Racing

Speed Racing: An act of self pleasure performed by men, who masturbate and finger the anus at the same time.

Male 1: "hey did you see that guy in the stall at the bar? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "

by AssMcAssface October 7, 2017

speeds

a combination of the words special and needs, a shortened version

that kid over there is speeds, he dropped his ice cream and now he’s eating it

by rocket__ December 29, 2020