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Carpet Ninja

Carpet Ninja, be definition can be used in any sentence where no other word will suffice. It is intended to stun and confuse the other conversationalist toward whom it is directed.

The word is derived from a mixture of the phrase "carpet muncher" and ninja (master of the dark arts)
Stop being a Carpet Ninja!
by Yatez November 2, 2007
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ninja

1.) verb: to take something that rightfully belongs to someone else, mostly in MMORPGs, such as wow; to steal
2.) noun: a player who practices ninja-ing against other players.
1.) "That jerk ninja'd the Assassination Blade, even though I won the roll!"
2.) "Don't group with that guy, he's a ninja looter!"
by Beleynn September 26, 2005
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Ninjasexual fetish

<I>Ninjasexual fetish:</I>

: Frequently found in individuals who are ninjasexual

: This fetish is generally found in people who are aroused by ninja's, ninjasexuals, and the basic theory’s and concepts of ninjasexuality.

: Found in persons who are excited by dark clothing generally involving hoods and masks, sharp objects, daggers, throwing stars ect.

: The desire to be assassinated, and or a desire to assassinate someone who may or may not be of ninja sexual orientation.

Also see, ninjasexual as well as ninjasexuality
Suzy: The powerful silent ones turn me on, I think I have a ninjasexual fetish.
by JohnMS August 15, 2006
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The One Ninja

An incredible, sexy, and blundering ninja who entertains as many people as he kills. His videos are things of beauty and he is known to coin many phrases, usually words beginning with "a" with a "ninj"-prefix added to them.
"I am The One Ninja!"

"And here is, Ninja sauce!"
by The Great Kraken August 28, 2007
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ginger ninja

A ginger with poorly supressed rage usually resulting from their interaction with misogynistic post adolescents with subnormal interpersonal skills. Has the ability to channel such rage into creative acts of counterinsurgency usually involving methods requiring higher than average motor skills.
The stunned Sasquatch had but a few short moments to consider the evil that had brought him to this end after his karmic encounter with the ginger ninja.
by sally has issues February 23, 2009
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Ninjah

A form of being superior to the commercialized "ninja" in terms of stealth, hidden god powers, and sexual prowess.

Ninjahs are incredibly dangerous, and often possess secret identities in order to stay hidden, as they are often sought after for their magic belly rub wish granting ability
Ninjah Nam is the lord of all Ninjahs.
by Ninjah Nam November 6, 2007
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ninja sock

a sock that you forget to put away usually found in a very awkward place and you have no recollection of how it could have possibly gotten to said location i.e inside fridge behind the milk,under couch pillows,window sill, trunk of car,in your girlfriends panty drawer etc.
these socks are usually found by your spouse and or girlfriend causing extreme anger followed by yelling and cursing and possible break up.
1.

my ninja sock ruined my relationship

2.
girl: do you know what i found in the glove box of my car?

boy: what?

girl: one of your ninja socks, how the hell did it get there?

3.

girl: i was cleaning the house , i lifted up a couch pillow and there he was hiding in the shadows

boy: what ?

girl: your ninja sock !!!!!!
by valos1479 May 22, 2009
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