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Muffin Top

When a female has on really tight low rider jeans and her fat is bulging out at the waist. Looking like the top of a muffin
The girl's jeans are way to tight her fat looks like a muffin top.
by Camrin2Fresh July 2, 2008
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Milf Muffins

Tasty muffins made by Bulman's mum
a.k.a MILF!
Wow those Milf Muffins were peng!
by Dave Lewis December 12, 2007
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muffin top

When the pants or skirt someone is wearing is to tight (bought 2 years ago) and fat hangs over the top. Making you look like a muffin.
Look at that girl! She has a muffin top and she looks like a whore!
by Ashlee Irene December 29, 2005
mugGet the muffin topmug.

Cunt Muffin

A muffin, usually blueberry, that is made with juice of a vagina.
Excuse me, would you like to try one of my cunt muffins.
by Big titybitch January 14, 2010
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alterna-muffin

A hot alternative or punk girl. Tattoos and piercings are key.
Remember that alterna-muffin we met at the Blink concert last weeekend? Yeah, I tapped that!
by N Jacobs August 24, 2004
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muffin club

by mach 10 May 13, 2003
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selling muffins

A way of describing a girl's cleavage, referring to the way a muffin top looks. Especially girls in low cut shirts that know they are showing off a little.
Did you see that girl?

Yeah, shes selling muffins!
by sublimex1 November 16, 2007
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