Mois

Mois would tend to act like Mr. Pity-Me. He would talk as if he is almost yelling at you in a tone of a crying adult.

"Dude stop sooking, you're beginning to sound like a Mois"

by Lizziez October 11, 2012

moist off

to ejaculate. sloppily.

I'm gonna moist off on Sally while she's sleeping

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

"ooh, look at that pussy walking down those stairs. Look at her moist loaf jiggle".

by gay vicar October 30, 2007

moil meat

jewish word for the skin of a baby's uncircumcised penis.

Tom: Was he circumcised at birth?

Bill: No, they will circumcise him in two months. For now he's all moil meat.

by kikorico October 9, 2008

Moist cookies

When you dip your balls into a person's mouth while they're sleeping and wake them up so they wake up to your balls in their mouth

Person 1: dude, I'm gonna give him some moist cookies

by Moist cookies November 7, 2014

moided

To get incredibly drunk or heavily drugged up to an extent of being incapable of normal bodily and mind functions.

Alright lads, lets get absolutely moided tonight

by Moidsmcgee March 8, 2018

Des Moines Neti Pot

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.

Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.

by Kate McGee June 9, 2011