Michigan

Michigan, where men are men and sheep are nervous.

Byron"where is Dave from?"
Greg"Michigan"
Byron"that explains it"

by Themanwhoknowsitall July 31, 2016

Sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally

1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.

2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.

Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!

by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007

Michelin baby

An extremely fat baby, usually with multiple rolls on every limb. Resembles the Michelin Tire Man and the giant marshmallow from Ghost Busters.

Did you see those old pictures of Rosie O'Donnel? She was such a Michelin baby!

by justsabz February 3, 2008

Michaeling

The act of "Day dreaming" or sleeping with your eyes open.

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I was just Michaeling

by keccalex January 7, 2011

michigan

My home state. 3 days ago it was around 55F now its 15F. in the winter the weather is like northern greenland, in the summer the weather is like southern australia. we only get 3 months of summer so its pretty cold here.

Bad. shitty as hell government, bad winter weather, ALOT of crime, one day it could be 70F the next -20F, no jobs.

Good. Best hunting in the usa, low gas prices, low jerkey prices pretty much anything you can buy anywhere else for 20 bucks you can get here for 5.

It's cold

It's affordable

It's michigan

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 9, 2006

Michigan

My hometown. Beautiful state and very nice and fun swimming in Lakes. Far better than California.

California kiss my @$$! Michigan rules!!

by Max von Trapp September 8, 2007

John-Michael

A great looking dude, with unbelievably amazing athletic abilities. He is almost as close as it get to being superman. All the ladies can't get enough of him, and everything he does is done at perfection. He cant be stopped nor tamed. He is just that guy you wish you can become. But only John-Michael can become him.

Guy #1 : Hey, have you been watching that TV show with those relentless spartan warriors and their unruly leader?

Guy #2: Yeah I have! They're leader is definetly a John-Michael

Guy #1 : Yeah a John-Michael. Such a great guy.

by Thatguy4life November 4, 2018