Max banford

the beastliest man the world has yet to see. Any true man with the name of max banford should be the ruler of the world. All the hot girls of the world should be crawling to him so they can hopefully just maybe have a chance. It can also be used as calling somebody a ruler, king, beast, or monster.
Holy crap dude! you're a fricken Max Banford!
by jillyboo65 January 18, 2010
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max cuckman

“N”- Noun

A man named max goldman AKA cuckman. He is the overlord of goosh pussy and the prince of cuck. Thou who doesn’t pass his wench is hit with his might of 10 full cuckholds.
by rizzo111 August 06, 2019
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max q

a fat ass italian likes stroking men
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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Tucker Max

An internet celebrity and the author of "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" and "The Definitive Book of Pick Up Lines," Tucker Max has a substantial following and a gaggle of protesters asserting that he is a phony.

Tucker Max has created a company called "Rudius Media" which features blogs from Robert Greene, Devil Monkey, and Philalawyer, the former being a published author and the latter two with book deals in progress. Max is working on a TV show for Comedy Central as well.

Tucker Max represents a certain mode of thought, but it is continuously misunderstood by many. He advocates "doing what you love" and champions finding one's "Personal Destiny." Max and his philosophy (which he is by no means the first to espouse) has made a difference in many lives, and his stories are entertaining whether you believe them to be true or not. Personally, I believe them to be true.
Tucker Max isn't a great writer, but he has a talent for finding them.
by RMMB Member August 19, 2007
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Blue Max

Blue Max, who shares initials with the word Bowel Movement, is in fact synonomous with that word.
I'm gonna go take a Blue Max.

Don't forget to wipe your MrShadow.
by Angry Liberal May 24, 2005
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Max's Law

Moore's Law states that processor speed will increase by a factor of 2 every 18 months (or thereabouts). Physical limitations no longer make this realistic. Therefore, we propose Max's Law: "If it's good enough to watch porn, it's good enough."
It's elementary my dear Watson, it's Max's Law.
by DoctorsFogsWorthy October 05, 2010
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max fun

The perfect time to leave a party. When fun has been maximized and only the crying or problems remain.
The father looks at the wife and says "max fun" at the gathering. The wife then gets the kids together and they leave all having had a great time. The adults have a mutual understanding that the fun has been maximized and often leaving early they will miss the end of the party, but they also miss the problems. They move on the the next event and are all happy.
by Macquisto August 14, 2011
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