math help

1.Getting ass on a weekly basis and pretending like your weekly meetings have anything to do with math.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.

Girl who is looking for ass: OH my. i could really use some "math help". *WINK
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.

by friggin kyle August 28, 2010

Math Finance

A science subject that manufactures mathemagicians, mathematragicians, or mathemblers.

i.e: Aaron: Think before you bet, Eric!

Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.

Aaron: like STD?

Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".

Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.

by cod1008 November 19, 2010

math notes

Marijuana, pot.

Dude, is my order of math notes in yet?

So last weekend I used math notes for the first time.

by shadowpunk December 2, 2010

Math

Mental Abuse To Humans

Teacher: " Open your math textbooks please to page 8... "

by LovethisAJ February 10, 2015

Math

M=Mental
A=Abuse
T=To
H=Humans

Goku: Hey Vegeta, watchu doin?
Vegeta; im just doin my math, homiee
Goku; Umm okay? What the fuck is math?
Vegeta; Mental Abuse To Humans

by ChillTheFuckOutBruh..Sheesh April 1, 2015

math

an acronym:mental

abuse

to

humans

math can be dangerous.

by cheeseholemaster April 17, 2015

math

The only subject in school which uses more letters than English does.

Teacher: Bob, what does 'gf 'equal in the mathematical equation 'x>ym>0+t/a-g+f=15'?
Bob: .... non existent?

by nyanscout November 7, 2015