Mario

An Itallian man trying to save a blonde with stalkhome syndrome from a dragon

I played a Mario game and I'm a fucking noob and I died

by God's shit hole May 17, 2023

MARIO

MARIO

MARIO

by MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO February 14, 2022

Mario

Non-genius, wannabe, ugliest man alive. I would rather get ran over by a truck than have to spend time with a mario.

That guy is a total Mario dumb he is as dumb as a box of rocks.

by marioissuperugly April 6, 2018

mario cavazos

Mario is a person who can charm any girl he wants with a "wink". He doesn't have to be sexy to get women

Hey, amigo you remind me of mario cavazos

by Rebeca Cruz March 16, 2017

Mario

The name Mario is a European name but particularly Portuguese. Mario's love creativity and are usually the most successful and the highest in the room they are the sexiest people who last in bed for hours

What do you call someone who last in bed for hours : Mario

by Midddlefinger July 31, 2022

Mario

This Mario........ Is infact FUCKING EVIL

"Hello! Its-a me! Mario! IM FUCKING EVIL." - Evil ass Mario.

by Jadieee March 25, 2025

Shfienta Mario

The second half of the Hail Mary Prayer in Polish

Only Polish people can say the Shfienta Mario.

by romancatholic500 November 23, 2021