Martin

Sad f*cking bitch crying over every shit possible.

Buying expensive hygienic products for no fucking reason. Used to be so fucking fat now is only big. His pp is like worm I sucked last Tuesday.

Look at this poor boy , he really is Martin.

by Blund3r November 21, 2021

Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden"

Example 1
Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob "Staden" in copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, no one wants to make Grandmaster Martin their enemy"

Example 2

Some random black dude: "Im gonna fuck up some shit on "Staden"

Grandmaster Martin: " omao wa mou shindeiru"
Black dude: *Gets banned from life*

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019

Martined

The act of getting pegged by your wife.

I got Martined by the mrs last night

The wife properly Martined me last night

by Martingetspegged January 7, 2023

martin luthered

Basically hooding someone, not much more than that.

Get Martin Luthered you h*ckin boi!

by Sencic May 27, 2018

Stuthi Martin

A goddess in the form of the most beautiful being in The World, also my future wife!

Stuthi Martin is the love of my life.

by Stuthi lover June 25, 2024

Martin

God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.

Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?

Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.

Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Martin Test

A testprocedure where the applicaton works if the applikation returns the word "penis"

I returned penis, so the "Martin Test" succedded

by IN-Sohn November 7, 2019