Toy Machine

A form of fisting where after the fist is inserted in to the orifice, the hand is opened like a claw.
Then you grab a prize and pull it out.

I used the Toy Machine on that girl last night.
What did you win?
A piece of colon.

by Luthandrel October 21, 2010

sex machine

To shake your money maker

sex machine ah

by James Brown July 17, 2003

fun machine

A little thing that holds m&m's or other small food items

"The fun machine is fun!!!"

by red and green and yellow May 17, 2006

hate machine

Being a brittney. Indirect descendent to either Satan or Cthulu; generations of facts yet to be decisively determined. Purely evil guised in the form of innocence and sincerity. Lardomus the great 200 A.D. quotes: "That damn brittney is a hate machine, may that hate machine burn in the hells from whence she came!".

hate machine conceived of pure, concentrated evil.

by Pikos March 24, 2008

Love Removal Machine

Check this one
Fell to the red room
Because she was there, oh
A scarlet woman
She got me in fear, yeah, yeah, yeah
She said do all those things that you do to me
You know what I mean, boy
Do all those things that you do to me yeah
Love remover love remover machine
You little soul shaker love remover machine
Baby baby baby baby baby I fell from the sky
Yesterday you blew my mind oh yeah
Having trouble with my direction
Upside down psychotic reaction

Love removal love removal machine
You little soul shaker love removal machine
You little love removal machine
You little fun removal love removal machine
Love removal love removal machine
You little fun remover fun removal machine
You little love removal machine
You little soul shaker love removal machine
Look out here she comes
Look out here she comes
I said, look out here she comes
Look out here she comes, ya ya
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake it don't break it
Baby
Ah yay

by Death Menace February 6, 2023

ska machine

The undisputed scene king or queen of ska. In use since the first wave of ska.

Yo, that dude's a ska machine

by A Ska Machine May 17, 2006

obsolete farm machine

1. Any Afracin American who is disabled from doing his job on your plantaions.

2. More common term for any African American.

After Toby didn't feel like picking my cotton, I hit him with my hickery stick until both his hands broke, and now he's nothing more than a obsolete farm machine

by Rob the man December 21, 2007