March 22nd 

National cuddle with your best friend day gay or not you got to cuddle

Bro we have to cuddle it’s March 22nd

March 22nd by Sghsjabejdid March 21, 2021

march 27 

day your girlfriend lets you eat her out

boy 1: yo its march 27

boy 2: lemme go get my girl

boy 1: have fun !

march 27 by urban dictionary .......... March 26, 2021

March 29 

National Fedora Day

John: Hey, did you hear it’s National Fedora Day on March 29?
Don: No, what does it mean?
John: You bonehead! It means you wear a fedora!

March 29 by Jocelyn 🦷 March 29, 2021

march 32

heh nice typo

p1- “is today march 32nd?”
p2- “uhh”

march 32 by xnoab July 22, 2021

March 9th 

The baddest bitches were born on this day. Also most-likely to have a knife Knick

“Hey whens your birthday?”
“ March 9th”
“Oh so you have a knife Knick.”

March 9th by 638992/$*7);#/(# October 2, 2021

March 29 

the birthday of your best friend who shows love by being mean and sassy. they always leave the call unannounced, and acts like they hate you when they love you more than anything.

when’s your bday?
march 29.
oh makes sense

March 29 by carpenter bee October 12, 2021

March 12th 

The day the queens/kings were born

Person:“Omg it’s March 12th!”
Person2:”the days queens/kings were born”

March 12th by Fybutfm November 7, 2021