Chicken Moose

A Druid in Moonkin form on World of Warcraft. Long running joke of the guild Musket Ears, following a series of events on Ventrilo.

Person A: What are they doing? Waving their arms around, being useless while you do all the work!
Person B: What the hell are you talking about?
Person A: Get that Chicken Moose to do something!
Others: LOLS

by Mr. Xerox August 04, 2009

moose basing

something to do with drugs

We are moose basing. - H

by TaskManager January 03, 2025

says the moose

a reference to a Harry Potter fan-fiction(word credit to "alwaysbutneverright"). It was used when Lucius/Draco Malfoy wanted to tell the girls they loved how they felt but were too scared.
I love/like you.

Crush: "Well, I gotta go now, bye."
You: "OK, says the moose, see ya later."

by HeyThereBrownEyes February 16, 2012

I'm a Moose

I don't mind. Casual way of suggesting one's uncaring thoughts on a matter.

"Hey dude what do you wanna do later?"
"I don't know man, I'm a Moose."

by Higgs66 February 09, 2017

Mooseing

The act of inserting both thumbs in the anus with fingers stretched out giving the ass "Moose antlers"

My penis was not big enough so I did some Mooseing with thumbs on both sides of my cock.

by The Clock Worker September 22, 2015

Moose Day

Nov. 23 is Moose Day. You must ride a moose to all your destinations.

Damn it! I forgot it's Moose Day, I can't leave my house.

by habi123 November 02, 2021

Decaying Moose

An older woman who dislikes children and in return verbally disciplined them with crude insults

She’s a Decaying Moose - Moose Bag!

by Mrs.Moose July 29, 2018