colins mom

Colins mom usually married to a complete douchebag. Usually lives in shitty cities like Cleveland or Chicago. Her son is usually made fun of because she is known to fuck all colins friends. She has huge tits and a fat ass. Usually a ginger. Has lots of kids because she is a dirty slut. Also enjoys lesbian and bisexual relations. She has a sweaty anus, and orange pussy. She has wierd fetishes, such as bondage, pissing, and anal. She is known to deal cocaine, and I rare cases acid. She really enjoys black dick. 10 inches and over. She is known for her role in the 2013 8th grade boys basketball sex scandal. Colins mom = dirty sluty milf who likes younger guys. Preferably eight year olds and over. MILF.

Guy: Damn i just heard Owen got laid by some MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I was just in a three way with a hot MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: Dude I just saw the hottest MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

Guy: I just saw the best porno it was called "hot ginger MILF takes three big black cocks"
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.

by milfhunter6969 December 13, 2013

mom jabbar

Ability of a mother to discern the truth in any situation, especially those you'd rather she didn't.

Did your mom find out about X? Yeah, she used the mom jabbar on me.

by arcanamundi July 5, 2007

Yee mom

a creature

i hate yee mom.

by sghfghkfjkjk June 23, 2021

Mom-com

A comedic movie that is only funny if you are a middle aged mother

"Melissa mccarthy is such a great actress."
"nah man she only acts in mom-coms."

by MelissaMCMomCom July 7, 2019

your mom

The best insult/response to anything.

Person a: *whispers* What are we doing?!? Person b: YOUR MOM!!!!
Class: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!

by willtheboss June 10, 2014

Jonah's Mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward, loves the Beatles and is cooler than the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow. She's exactly how it works.

Dude, that Milf over there is a total "Jonah's Mom"....she's got it going on.

by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015

Mom Rap

Music, specifically within the Rap/Hip-Hop genre, that is appealing to "Moms." This predominately consists of artists such as Flo Rida, Pitbull, Iggy Azalea, etc.

Son: "Hey mom, can you put on some tunes?"
Mom: "Sure sweetie!"
*proceeds to insert 'Mom Rap' mix tape in CD player*
Mom and Son: "OOOOOOOOoooooh someTIIIIIIIIIIIMES I Get a GoooOOOD FEEEEElin' YEeeeeeAAah...."

by GroovyEd May 3, 2018