Colins mom usually married to a complete douchebag. Usually lives in shitty cities like Cleveland or Chicago. Her son is usually made fun of because she is known to fuck all colins friends. She has huge tits and a fat ass. Usually a ginger. Has lots of kids because she is a dirty slut. Also enjoys lesbian and bisexual relations. She has a sweaty anus, and orange pussy. She has wierd fetishes, such as bondage, pissing, and anal. She is known to deal cocaine, and I rare cases acid. She really enjoys black dick. 10 inches and over. She is known for her role in the 2013 8th grade boys basketball sex scandal. Colins mom = dirty sluty milf who likes younger guys. Preferably eight year olds and over. MILF.
Guy: Damn i just heard Owen got laid by some MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: I was just in a three way with a hot MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: Dude I just saw the hottest MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: I just saw the best porno it was called "hot ginger MILF takes three big black cocks"
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: I was just in a three way with a hot MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: Dude I just saw the hottest MILF.
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
Guy: I just saw the best porno it was called "hot ginger MILF takes three big black cocks"
Friend: Must have been Colins Mom.
by milfhunter6969 December 14, 2013
Ability of a mother to discern the truth in any situation, especially those you'd rather she didn't.
by arcanamundi June 11, 2007
by nik vag April 18, 2019
Similar to like a boss but one level above. The ability to juggle multiple tasks while still keeping your cool.
Today I had to wipe asses, volunteer in the kindergarten classes, navigate the masses in Costco pulling one cart filled with kids and pushing another filled with groceries. Then i changed a shit diaper in van but I handled it like a mom.
by LikeaMom June 06, 2014
by MelissaMCMomCom July 07, 2019
Someone or something that implements and upholds the system of oppression where moms are consistently and systemically mistreated and denied basic rights.
"David, you are extremely mom-ist. You think that I am trying to control your life and that I am abusive and treat you as an inferior, unthinking being because you are against all MOMS."
by Mom's Rule! September 18, 2009