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Matthew

A right cunt most of the time which projects his insecurity about his little package. Plus he's a filthy vegan
Ah fuck not Matthew. He's going to start preaching about his small dick- I mean veganism again...
by Bigmantam November 22, 2023
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Matthew

A sexy boy who really loves to play Spiderman and fortnite
Matthew is walking on the beach in a fortnite speedo when he sees a really sexy Latina lying down. He walks up to her and uses his fortnite rizz to get her to come with him to his luxury apartment. This sexy Latina is in shock on the sexy gamer physique of sexy Matthew. They walk in the door and the first thing Matthew asks her is Fortnite? The sexy Latina says yes and they get to playing fortnite on Matt's Playstation. Matthew is a fortnite gamer God and he destroys this sexy Latina in fortnite. The sexy Latina is shocked on how good Matthew is at fortnite. Matthew and the Latina finish their last match of fortnite. Then Matthew proceeds to destroy this sexy Latina in the bedroom aswell.
by DirtyDom6969 December 4, 2023
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a twink, never talk to anyone called Matthew, a horrible, heartless piece of shit
by turkeylover311 December 10, 2023
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Matthew is the type of guy to give unconditional love to anyone that supports him. He is always methodical in every aspect of life. A Matthew is always a joy to be around and can brighten anyone’s day. He always makes sure everyone is having a great time. A Matthew also has an undeniable charm to him.
We just love our Matthew, I don’t know what we would do without him.
by coolguy_69 December 16, 2023
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Matthew

To sexy to comprehend and is way better at Fortnite than Ramon.

He does sport and stuff and drink many beer.
oh shit, Matthew cool dude i should be awsome to him and friends
by CrashP January 15, 2024
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He is the hottest sexiest son of a bitch he pulls literally everyone and sucks off every girl, he has 8 inches + if u find a wild Matthew you for sure are lucky.
by Urban dic matt January 15, 2024
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glake ahh hoe, treesha, whore, prostitute, hooker, and the sluttiest guy you’ll ever meet. stay away if u can.
Have you seen Matthew? He’s with 7 girls right now
by jojobowbow February 10, 2024
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