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Mask Velcro

the effect of a surgical mask getting caught on your chapped or sunburnt lips, mimicking the hook and loop effect of Velcro. People may have experienced this for the first time during the pandemic when they had to wear a face mask out in public after getting sunburnt, and the peeling skin on their lips kept getting caught on their generic surgical mask. Accutane users understand. Cloth masks may not yield the same effect.
“Why do you keep adjusting your mask?”
“I have Mask Velcro after going hiking without putting on sunscreen. As if sunburnt lips aren’t bad enough!”
by holmesd January 25, 2021
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African Mask

When you put out an entire carton of Newports on your Girlfriend/Significant Other/Jungle Wife's face. A blunt can provide a substitute as well. While performing this act, domestic violence is definitely heavily encouraged.
"Girl what happened to you last night?! Yo face hella fuqed up!"
"Jaquarius gave me an African Mask."
by Yung Butthole September 11, 2025
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choose to mask it, or choose a casket

hey , its your choice. cover your face and live or support the funeral business
hey everybody, remember before you go out there. choose to mask it, or choose a casket
by burbman1969 December 4, 2020
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mask licker

A whiny snoty nose brat that has never tried anything in their life, high unlikely they every played sports or ever had contact with real men. They let hairy women walk all over them and prefer a good pegging from behind. They prefer jobs such as washing dishes at a restaurant and that's IF they actually work and don't live off of their parents. They spend their free time either playing video games, calling people on the internet racists, sniffing their own farts, and if they ever leave the house they are probably in the woods with a few other mask lickers enjoying a nice session of larping.

They like to make fun of people who work hard, who own nice things, and people who have lives.

Their favorite saying is to call anyone who doesn't take a pegging a boot licker

Oh yeah, they are deathly afraid of the coronavirus
Look at the goofy group of people over there larping all wearing masks. Bunch of Mask lickers.
by D-Matti June 11, 2020
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Masking

When someone sends more than one message in social media (Whatsapp, Facebook, Instagram etc.) at one time to mask that they are messaging someone else. This is also used when reading or replying.
My wife was on Whatsapp for 2 minutes but only send me a two word reply, I'm sure she is masking
by lyingslag October 27, 2020
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Mask Masochist

An individual or individuals who get pleasure, often sexual, in shaming others for not wearing a cloth cover over their nose and mouth.
On the park trail earlier today, I came across a vitriolic mask masochist named Karen who felt the need to shame me for not being mentally ill like her.
by Mask McMaskerson October 12, 2020
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Australian gas mask

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.
-inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term
'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which
symbolizes the use of protective gear against
odorous or contaminating elements."
My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last
night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted
her pussy licked even tho I couldn't get off the toilet.
by The JD Guy March 21, 2024
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