Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

by Johnny useless July 6, 2018

JP Logic

A logic where you will never admit your wrongs.

Come on dude quit using that JP logic!

by JP Logic September 6, 2018

hall logic

when one or more of the Hall family decides to start running their mouth in an attempt to insult, or win an arguement, but with incorrect, non-factual evidence and a combination of topics that aren't at all related.

There Joe goes with his "Hall Logic"... that dude never makes sense.

by mitry October 31, 2018

Pridgeon Logic

Fall asleep late, wake up the next day, sleep in every class you have that day, complain about the girl who broke ur heart, repeat

Luke: *Falls asleep in class*
Saad: Wake tf up jesus u have pridgeon logic

by pussydestroyer98385 December 6, 2018

Gio LoGiudice

A Gio LoGiudice is a smart young man, however, he occasionally can have a abnormally small male appendage. It runs in the family, generally from Italian descent. However, a Gio LoGiudice can sometimes be funny, occasionally making the sexual joke, or even having a Cleveland Steamer with a buddy. A Gio LoGiudice will always make you smile, while flashing you!

That Gio LoGiudice made me laugh!

I had a quickie with that Gio LoGiudice

by MuhammedRachman March 4, 2019

Pencildick logic

An irrational way of thinking and problem solving generally used by neck bearded cellar dwellers with small penises.

Using your pencildick logic, "2+2 = 5 " and " it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the lotion" are true and correct statements

by Professor gouddick March 6, 2019

Ill-logic

Bad logic used to subvert an argument.

Not only was his argument illogical, it contained just deliberate lies, but his ill-logic was noticed by all.

by cluelessinafrika August 10, 2019