window licker

Usually a bulbous half witted individual, with several chins. Enjoys quality time on a Friday waiting for the yellow bus after lunch.

Enjoys sitting on the bright yellow bus, face pressed up against the glass, tongue hanging out cleaning the window. Sometimes heard mumbling Me Bart, or Im not being funny chap.

by Coffee Machine January 2, 2004

lacken

i'm not affilated with lacken, nor do i hang out with them but i do know the girls and have talked to them and yeah they drink, go out and like to have a good time, but who doesn't? as for the whore comments, 2 out of the whole group could be considered sluts, with caked on make-up. i'm not defending them i'm just clearing up what was written because it's written like it's about all of the girls when it could be narrowed down to 2 that make up the dirty part of lacken.

the majority of lacken isn't as slutty as people make them out to be, its the minorty of the group that is.

by oakton high school May 8, 2005

scum licker

Any asshole at work, who sucks up to there boss, a corporate tool, a person who will do anything to make a buck, illegal aliens, people who work just so they can buy drugs

1: Mr. Illegal alien who waits on street corners to recieve work, or 2: that retarded ass, who spends all his/her money on drugs and then complains that that there broke, these two are just some examples my friends, of what a SCUM LICKER is, though there are many, many different types of Scum Lickers, just like how feces comes is many, shapes, colors, sizes, and smells, so does are friend the Scum Licker

by Pissed off Guy living in Jersey December 30, 2007

dildo licker

A derogitory statement impliying that the target is a fake, douche, jerk off. Comes form the word "dildo" meaning fake penis; and the word "licker" meaning one who licks things. The combination has the implied meaning that said person is not only a"dick licker" but is in fact a "fake dick licker". Popularized by the animated series Metalocalypse.

Bono the lead singer for U2 is the biggest dildo licker in all of world history.

by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 17, 2011

lakers

A basketball team with god (Shaq) and the king of the kees (kobe)

The Lakers defeated the 76ers

by Supez May 22, 2004

locker bully

Someone who bothers a person at school, when they're using their locker. More a less, they're bullying the locker rather than the person. The locker bully isn't being serious, it's funny because in who really bullies people these days?

A locker bully may:

- Hide until a person opens their locker door, slam the door, and lock it.

- Mess with the stuff in the locker (eg. mirror, memo pad)

- If you know the person pre-sets the locker, turning it so you open it.

- Wearing any article of clothing in the locker.

- Running immediatly after doing whatever and saying the phrase "LOCKER BULLIES RULE"

I'm a true locker bully, I went to her locker, slammed it when she opened it, and got her to suck my dick with consent, even though she really didn't want to.

by Ballantine December 18, 2007

locker ready

Used to describe a new young male actor or musician whose natural good looks are cute enough that his picture will soon be found on the inside locker of teenage school girls everywhere.

"That dreamy Jim Sturgess guy from 'Across the Universe' is so locker ready."

by Cheryl Serio January 4, 2008