Knob

When someone is a conplete noob at life, in a really cute/badass way. A knob is not necessarily a bad thing to be called. In fact, people are often very fond of knobs.

Dude 1: Haha, my cousin slipped on a banana peel. I didn't even know that was possible
Dude 2: What a knob!

by Dauntless :D August 4, 2015

knob lobber

A cock sucker, a man who likes to "lob" the "knob."

That Senator ------ is such a knob lobber.

by shindotv September 7, 2007

Knob slobbin

When you're getting a really sloppy blowjob and they get lots of spit on it.

Friend 1: bro I need to get some good head

Friend 2: bro I agree. I want some good knob slobbin

by No I'm dirty Dan, no I am April 18, 2020

Knobbed

The act of putting your penis into a females mouth, vagina or anus.

After a couple round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciously knobbed the homecoming queen.

by Felini Digital January 30, 2021

knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!

Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful

by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016

door knob twist

When a man with a chode chodebecomes erect erect and someone else clutches the bulge bulge through the pants and twists it like a door knob.

Example:
Girl: Omg! Your dick dick looks like a door knob through your pants

Boy: Do you want to try and door knob twist it?

by Boppin' Beter August 29, 2017

knob gobbler

A non-amourous visitor to one's nether regions

There was nothing left of me after that knob gobbler gobbled my knob.

by testacular August 16, 2016