MLG Water Jump

to put water under it perfectly while hitting the ground in minecraft for not taking fall damage. İts one of the most useful and practical tactic in minecraft. briefly "mlg water".

"I can't MLG Water Jump with that lag!"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

pump and jump

To jerk off while on trampoline.

Arin: Where's Dan?

Ross: He's outside on the trampoline having a quick "Pump and Jump".

by spurrrrnt May 18, 2021

Dirty Harry Jump

He’s such a dirty dog he loves it down every hole

Yesterday, I learned how to do a Dirty Harry Jump.

by DrJumpJets April 21, 2022

Take The Jump

when someones says 'Take the jump' it means taking the jump off somewhere high, so it would result in suicidal death.

mike: "just take the jump sarah!"
sarah cries as she hops off the cliff and dies

by heartsformyself August 11, 2024

When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.

"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers

by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023

New Jersey Jump Start

That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.

I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.

by Günter4Prez24 January 24, 2024

more more jump!

an idol group in the game project sekai colorful stage feat hatsune miku consisting of a girl with a dream and three others who had given up theirs, minori hanasato, (simp) haruka kiritani, (the girl she simps for) airi momoi, (tsundere girl airi!!) and shizuku hinomori. (canonically prettiest character according to others and most of the girls have a crush on her) also they're poly methinks. there's something colopale won't tell us

jump! jump! more more jump!

by literally mizuki akiyama January 31, 2024