Joke

the biggest joke is all around us, within us, exhaled, inhaled and eaten by us, walked upon by us, kicked by us, and {insert other similar phrases here}; it is the very thing that keeps us alive, and kills us, and gives us feeling and emotions, while taking them away at a moment's notice, and if you bothered to read this all, then you probably guessed i am talking about the very essence of existence, the life we live for a purpose beyond us, the state of being here in this world, which also includes you

life can be a joke meh

by pistachios January 8, 2019

Joker Complex

Those insufferable teenage boys who haven’t grown out of their edgy phase. typically acting like the Joker as a way to live out his main character fantasy

“why does adam keep forcing that cringe laugh in the back of our class?”
“idk man he’s got a heavy Joker complex since the new movie came out”

by kislayed January 21, 2022

Joben Cyril

Cyril

Joben Cyril is a respectful man and a good man

by anonymous March 7, 2022

over-joke

the act of repeating an inside joke between you and someone else way too much.

Friend 1: "Hey Michelle....the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "HAHAHAHAHA"
......two hours later......

Friend 1: "...Yeah, just like the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "ROFL! It was so funny when we found those mossy rocks."
Friend 1: "I think we may over-joke this a bit too much..."

by slayer707 January 3, 2010

Dream Joke

(noun)

A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"

In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.

Jack: Dude, I came up with a wicked funny joke in my sleep. Wanna hear it?

Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.

Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*

Josh: I dunno, why?

Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.

Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!

Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?

*pause*

Eruption of laughter

Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!

Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?

by pi@noguy December 8, 2010

Confucius Joke

A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.

-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."

-What a lame Confucius joke.

by The Bopmaster December 14, 2010

local jokel

affectionate reference to small-town, blue collar types making the best of tough situations; variation on local yokel

Those guys who work at the dump, buncha local jokels, ya gotta love 'em

by gozozma April 21, 2011