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The wrong fucking way to spell Jonathan
Texting
Hey, you know that guy Johnathan?
You mean Jonathan, you fucking twat?
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Johnathan by ThatGuyWhoKnowsStuff September 6, 2014

jonathon 

a multi use word, which can be entered for either an object, place or person, when the speaker is either A: too stoned,- or B: too lazy - to be bothered to locate and use the correct word for the occasion.much used by teenage males when talking to other homeies from da hood.can also be shortened to 'jon'
1. ok ma..im just going down da jonathon

2. alright jon what u doin?

3. have you seen my jonathon, it was here a minute ago????
jonathon by mother-by-proxy July 18, 2008

jonathon 

jackass, ballsack, likes men, loves to suck cock.
Jonathon: wow did you here what jon did to me yesterday?!?!
no

he sucked my dick!!
jonathon by jon ballin wall December 18, 2013

Johnathan Hsu 

He is probably asian but also a really friendly person. dont think that he's a stereo type asian because he is not. he is loyal, handsome, and he can actually really smart like all asians. has almost no rivals when it comes to getting girls. he may also be really athletic.
girl one: is that Johnathan Hsu?
girl two: you can definately tell by his handsome face and musclular arms!
girl three: I know, he is making me so horny that want to fuck him instantly!
girl one and girl two: No! He is mine!

P.S. These are hella hot girls, they are not asian.

johathan 

a transsexual that has a fetish for dolls and likes to lick shit off the bottom of people's shoes

(2 a man whore
"look at that hobo that is such a johathan."
johathan by thehitman40 July 26, 2016

Jonethan 

Very unique individual
Quiet

Very self conscious
Afraid to get their hearts broken
Good listener
Very emotional
"Jonethan, please speak up"
Jonethan by EasyABC123 December 20, 2016