Italian dandruff

Shakeable parmesan cheese, usually from a plastic container with a green lid.

Yo, pass me that Italian dandruff. I'm about to church up this spaghetti.

by Bicycle Party December 28, 2023

Italian Window Store

The worst fucking server I'm existence.
The only people in it are gays, twinks, furrys, and femboys. Or all of the above (Sen)

Man I hate Italian Window Store, I got muted for doing absolutely nothing!

by DefinitelyNotViz January 10, 2024

Italian facial

The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.

Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Italian Stallion

Sticking raw spaghetti in your ass and then sticking it into boiling water so it becomes soft. Then you can wag it like a tail.

It's crazy how Tommy went to the store with his mom for the pasta. He's gonna use it for the Italian Stallion.

by Discouragizer December 1, 2023

Italian Tanks

Italian shitboxes that were deployed on the battlefields during World War II, notably lacking in firepower, armor, and overall effectiveness compared to their german counterparts. Despite their limitations, Italian tanks such as the Fiat M13/40 and the Carro Armato series were deployed on various fronts, including North Africa and the Mediterranean, where they often faced formidable adversaries but struggled to make significant impacts due to their design flaws and inferior performance.

-Did you grind the Italian tech tree in War Thunder?

-Nah, I don't wanna deal with those Italian Tanks

by tf is a pseudonym?? February 11, 2024

italian spice

Used to describe someone who overreacts to the most bland things. Can also be used for people who make shitty food and pass it off as amazing.

“Dude my mom flipped out because I didn’t comb my hair”
“She just has a little bit of italian spice to her”

My friend made chicken and it had no seasoning and was so dry, there was a lot of italian spice

by Jip-Meister February 20, 2024

Italian quick draw

When an Italian shoots down someone’s chance to spread a random fact

John kept spewing out random facts until I pulled an Italian quick draw

by Quantum Aspect March 15, 2024