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Italian Tanks 

Italian shitboxes that were deployed on the battlefields during World War II, notably lacking in firepower, armor, and overall effectiveness compared to their german counterparts. Despite their limitations, Italian tanks such as the Fiat M13/40 and the Carro Armato series were deployed on various fronts, including North Africa and the Mediterranean, where they often faced formidable adversaries but struggled to make significant impacts due to their design flaws and inferior performance.
-Did you grind the Italian tech tree in War Thunder?

-Nah, I don't wanna deal with those Italian Tanks
Italian Tanks by tf is a pseudonym?? February 11, 2024
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italian spice 

Used to describe someone who overreacts to the most bland things. Can also be used for people who make shitty food and pass it off as amazing.
“Dude my mom flipped out because I didn’t comb my hair
“She just has a little bit of italian spice to her”

My friend made chicken and it had no seasoning and was so dry, there was a lot of italian spice
italian spice by Jip-Meister February 20, 2024

Italian quick draw 

When an Italian shoots down someone’s chance to spread a random fact
John kept spewing out random facts until I pulled an Italian quick draw

Italian Brun Special 

When you’re hanging with your buddy at an olive garden and proceed to shove every single breadstick into their anus and pull them out and eat every single one
Person 1: Why was Dylan so happy last night
Person 2: He went out to eat last night with Tyler and got a Italian Brun Special

Italian hand grenade

An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.
My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.

Italian whippa snippa 

Grabbing a large ball of flacid pizza dough and whipping someone in the face with it.
Don't cross me, else I'll hot you with an Italian whippa snippa.

Italian kiss

When you're about to kiss someone, but instead you lick their lips.
Brian: That bitch totally gave me an Italian kiss!
Stewie: hello, vro ❤️
Italian kiss by AnonyEx April 12, 2024