Irish Teakettle

the act of pissing in someones mouth then taking a lighter and burning there ass so they spew piss everywhere

hey man last night i pulled a Irish Teakettle on Becky

by J and Chris February 26, 2008

Dirty Irish Milkbone

When a disgusting Irishman swabs his bellybutton with his finger, then wipes it on an unsuspecting innocent bystanders upper lip.

Jim got a dirty irish milkbone from kirk.

by McLvn September 11, 2014

Irish Foreplay

Yelling "BRACE YOURSELF!" to your partner seconds before insertion.

Patrick and I were outside smoking at Beth's wedding, and he just yelled "BRACE YOURSELF, KATHLEEN!!!", lifted my bridesmaids dress, and now I am pregnant...again...Damn Irish Foreplay!

by Stoutwalker February 28, 2011

Irish Trot

Slang for d-bag,derived from a song that my old schools music teacher made us play that was called "Irish Trot",which had 4 notes in a row which went D-B-A-G.

god,bob is such an Irish trot.

by Kelog October 6, 2010

Irish Cartwheel

An Irish Cartwheel is when you go out with your buddies to the bar and you, and or one of them adopt a Irish accent for the night to pick up females. Can be done solo with much practice.

Oh shit, there's that girl I pulled the Irish Cartwheel on last night.

by Cartwheeling March 2, 2010

irish prawn

a woman with a great face, but the body isnt so great. (opposite to a prawn who has a great body but face isnt so great, seeing as though you eat the body of a prawn and throw away the head)

john:she looked good man, fat arse but
steve:yeah bit of an irish prawn
john:yeah, id still slam it

by hearns-bomb November 17, 2005

irish

the only people who will make you feel guilty for smoking marijuana while guzzling a bottle of jack daniels. they are tough people. they could definitely kick my ass, if not physically, definitely verbally.

Oh, I'm an Irish Catholic, my religion is the best and all others suck.

Look at that "tough" Irish kid talking shit to everyone just to start a brawl.

by someonelessthananirishcatholic December 13, 2009