Wood Pigeon

When an event is supposed to be fun, entertaining, and generally awesome and it turns out to be dull and regrettable.

"Yea we were in the Ontario House to watch the Gold Medal hockey game but it turned out to be a wood pigeon."

by /grits/ March 6, 2010

Tiger into the Woods

1. The act of falling asleep in a Mercedes while drunk or under the drugs.

2. Putting the penis in the hole.

1. Did you hear Jeff went Tiger into the woods last night and got his ass arrested?

2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.

by _yellow_ May 31, 2017

Justin Woods

A creepy producer for the online game Marvel: Avengers Alliance who has a massive fetish for Spider-People, Symbiotes and Deadpool, to the point where he uses his status as a game producer to unload his obsessions on a poor, unknowing player base.

Did you see the new content Justin Woods added to MAA?
Yeah, it's all Spiders again, that guy is fucking obsessed.

by HeroicIronFist March 31, 2016

wood-whap

The act of hitting someone with wood, your own or otherwise. Simmilar to a backhand

I wood-whapped the sixth grader who tried to make me move to the back of the bus .

by Llanfairpwllgwyngyll May 30, 2018

Growing Wood

The process of getting a hard-on.

I admit I only had a twig in my pants...but once I saw her 44 double D's, I started growing wood!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Lucky Wood

When an ugly male gets unexpected female sexual attention. Hence, 'lucky wood'.

"Mate, I got laid again last night..."
"Dude, you have some seriously lucky wood!"

by Phil Mecock February 3, 2017

back wood

The act of laying prone on your stomach with a wooden dildo strapped around your waist, situated with the base on your back, facing up. Another person then rides the aforementioned dildo as though the prone individual were a trotting horse.

Cathy prefers doing back wood while in full English riding dress.

by Swiping Left October 6, 2019