n, The process by which the victim refreshes or cycles through a handful of websites over and over mindlessly and without satisfaction.
"Man, I don't want to do my term paper, or anything else for that matter; I am suffering from internet zombification."
by Lee Warrick May 8, 2008
Get the internet zombificationmug. Consciously and intentionally unaware of the bullshit news that the internet feeds people everyday, most popular in western societies.
Sal: Did you see Michael Jordan sub tweet Donald Trump?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?
by Johndoedoe June 17, 2019
Get the Internet Ignorantmug. 1. The part of the internet that never forgets.
2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
What happened to Dave?
The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...
Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...
Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
by xenex11 February 8, 2010
Get the The Internet Elephantmug. When someone lags so bad on DayZ, you call out their slow internet connection. Also can be substituted with Rite-Aid internet.
Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!
Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!
Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!
by ShizaMez August 23, 2022
Get the Walgreens Internetmug. Used to describe someone who blogs, tweets, or makes a comment or post on a discussion board that they would not normally make if they were engaged in a face-to-face conversation.
by Ms. Tami March 14, 2012
Get the internet spinemug. person 1: yo do u use internet explorer?
person 2: only for downloading google chrome!
person 1: ah yes of course
person 2: only for downloading google chrome!
person 1: ah yes of course
by CreeperCat1 December 8, 2020
Get the internet explorermug. When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.
by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014
Get the Internet handjobmug.