cat in a bathtub

Ok first off, I've seen this as dog in the bathtub on this site and it is wrong. Dogs love water, cats hate water. Which is why when you are fucking a girl in the ass and manage to get your nuts up in her too it is called cat in the bathtub. Have you ever tried to keep a cat in a bathtub? It is about as tough as getting both nuts up a girls ass.

I was fucking me Julie in the ass last night and I stuffed my nuts in her ass too. Man, she thrashed around like a cat in a bathtub!

by Lebonier March 30, 2005

hot dog in a bun

When a man puts his testicles into a woman's vagina and then rubs his penis between her butt cheeks.

She didn't want to have sex or anal, so we had a hot dog in a bun.

by Henie Minie May 9, 2011

Sorting books in a burning library

1- Trying to accomplish something that is a monumental waste of time.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.

There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.

by Bernie Lomax February 26, 2009

in a gadda da vidda

A famous song by Iron Butterfly. Mostly known for it's terrible vocals, amazing drum solo, and long, drawn out, and altogether tedious organ/piano solo. Decent song.

In A Gadda Da Vidda baby
don't you know that I'm lovin you
In A Gadda Da Vidda honey
don't you know that I'll always be true

by Huked Onn Foniks October 10, 2004

your mom in a box

A random varient of the Your Mom dis. Don't actually use it in a real fight since you'll most likely get your sorry ass laughed at. Use it more with sarcasm or jokes around friends.

1. Some person: You dumb shit
You: Your mom in a box

2. Some person: What the hell do you want?
You: Your mom in a box

by Chris March 23, 2005

inactivist

One who half-heartedly supports a cause without actually doing anything, by signing the occasional online petition or putting a banner on their myspace.
Usually emos or 16 year old girls.

The majority of people who subscribe to PETA are inactivists.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac March 25, 2007

undies in a bundle

1. in an agitated state, annoyed

2. pissy, uptight

1. Don't get your undies in a bundle, I'm certainly not defending him, I merely wanted to present a hypothetical explanation.

2. It was rejected by an auditor with her undies in a bundle that day.

by mandingoe October 10, 2005