two minute noodles

hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats

two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die
hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind

by kaka bin September 10, 2020

three minute missionary

A person who is boring in bed.

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"

by Nozziee May 31, 2018

five more minutes

it's never just five minutes...

Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)

by m.slaty December 2, 2021

Yankee Minute

Something you haven’t done In 3 years or more

Wow, I haven’t had a cookout corn dog in a yankee minute

by Susie creamcheese July 16, 2023

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 28, 2025

alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.

"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"

by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017

joe-minute

A unit of time that is stretched and is usually more like 75 or 80 seconds because some people like to under-estimate time to make you do stuff for longer.

"Dude! That was a joe-minute! You need a new watch!"

by saintrafael September 29, 2011