goob in a tube

An uncut penis. Often attached to and English guy but many older generation Americans have them as well.

"Ian has a goob in a tube,he wasn't circumcised"

by Nun_Yer_Bizzy March 9, 2024

Flesh tube shimmy

Sliding into a woman's vagina.

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.

by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021

Flesh tube thimmy

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.

by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021

tube feet

the flexible blood vessels on an echinoderm which usually have glorified plungers at the end, used for locomotion, or for grabbing objects, in the case of the halloween urchin.

P1: i am afraid of starfish.

P2: why are you afraid of starfish?
P1: the tube feet makes me uncomfortable.

by definitionsguy19 February 28, 2026

Alabama shit tube

Your girlfriend shits into a pringles can and you have sex with the can until your pipe is all brown and rusty

“Last weekend me and my gf tried the Alabama shit tube”

by johnnyboneslee February 28, 2026

Alabama shit tube

Your girlfriend shits into a pringles can and you have sex with the can until your pipe is all brown and rusty

“Last weekend me and my gf tried the Alabama shit tube”

by johnnyboneslee February 28, 2026