Paint Job

The art of leaving behind a poo-stain in the toilet

My co-worker left a skidmark inside the toilet so I asked him about his paint job

by anonymous July 17, 2024

rolling in the paint

when taking an adderall and drinking

Hey Marty, did you hear she was rolling in the paint last night?

BRUHHH I ROLLED HELLA HARD LAST NIGHT

by blt69420 September 23, 2021

Spray paint the Clapper

When one male ejaculates on the scrotum of another male.

Wyatt loves to spray paint the clapper. Hoooe Yeah

by Legolark May 4, 2023

Box Painting

The dying of one's pubic hair.

What color is your box painted?

Have you ever done box painting?
"Does the carpet match the drapes"

Reply, - yes it does, my box is painted pink :)

by LeDarke March 9, 2020

MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism

The artstyle used for those funky, simple drawings, occasionally with suspicious amounts of equally simple gore that gay people on the internet use as reaction images. Mostly used to represent a strong and very high or very low energy emotion. (e.g. anger, unrest, depression, hyper-focus)

MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism is one the artstyles of all time

by GBTG794 September 1, 2023

painting a picture

When You Make A Bowel Movement.

I was just painting a picture. It looked just like you.

by DJ Abraham Lincoln March 28, 2009

Whelp, Paint

Whelp, Paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled

Created saying by Priscilla Bis...tt

Whelp, paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled.
Used in any way as to confused.

by Smokesumthin May 5, 2022