Second hand coffee

The liquid that comes out of your ass after the first cup of coffee

“Dude I’m about to go brew some serious second hand coffee”

by IBS warrior July 13, 2021

Second-Hand Jackass

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.

Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."

by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009

Second hand clam

When a man unknowingly eats another mans creampie.

Also known as Eskimo twat shot.

I had Scott cum in me this morning and didn’t tell Dave while you sucked it out of me.

“Omg Becky , you second hand clam”

by Teddilinn November 9, 2019

sloppy second sharing

When multiple couples are friends on Facebook and male A shares a meme with female A, then male B, seeing said meme, shares it with female B. Female B realizes that said meme was not exclusive to couple B.

Mary thought John sent her a sweet meme, then she saw that Mike sent it to Jill an hour earlier. It was then she knew she had fallen victim to sloppy second sharing.

by Davyj1979 May 22, 2016

5 second rule

When you drop a food on the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs come on it. After you do this, you blow or wipe off the food and eat it. This doesn't apply to sticky foods and dirty floors.

*drops food*
*Frantically picks it up*
"5 SECOND RULE"
*Blows and eats*

by Kweentoos June 13, 2023

quadruple-second cousin

Child of their mother’s double-first cousin with their father’s double-first cousin.

My quadruple-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

second hand stink

Going into a bathroom after someone takes a nasty dump.

I hope no one blames me for a "second hand stink" I just took a piss.

by Speedway13 January 31, 2018