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horizontal hooters

The appearance of a horizontal set of hooters when a girl who doesn't realize she's getting fat wears a shirt and pants that are too tight, whereby the waist line of the pants creates the second set of horizontal hooters (upper stomach & lower stomach/gunt).
Holy shit, look at the horizontal hooters on that girl! She needs to lose some weight.
by bg7 May 12, 2008
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pouders hooters

Pouders hooters is a gentelmens club, (tit bar) a fine establishment with tits all different shapes and sizes and colors.
Dude, i had the best time at Pouders Hooters last night. tits everywhere!
by jhawk34 May 17, 2010
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Charity Hooker

Charity spokespeople who promote their charity on high-traffic sidewalks by cornering tourists and other innocent passers-by.
Charity Hooker: Hi ma'am, do you care about free trade?

Innocent walker: Um, yes. Well no - uh, I have to go...(walks away hurriedly)
by ericinnes April 1, 2011
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social hooker

Those fake random slutty women that send friend requests via social media, like Facebook and Twitter. In actuality, they are older overweight men that still live in their parents basements.
Hi, My name is Candy and I would like to be your friend. (but I don't have information associated with my Facebook account, I don't know you and I'm a social hooker)
by ThatGuy over there April 13, 2014
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Cannibal Hooker

Someone who is paid for sexual services and ends up trying to eat their client.
Sasha Lenea, Harris, Fadlon, is a cannibal hooker because she bit the tongue of her client, that was paying her for sex.
by leblac1234 November 27, 2018
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Soggy Hooker

A Soggy Hooker is when a group of lads order a hooker and have a bukake party on her face until everyone finishes. The last person to finish has to perform the soggy hooker and lick the face of the cum soaking hooker.
The boys came back from a night out and ordered a prostitute and decided to play soggy hooker. Poor Kevin finished last and got a mouth full of spooge.
by Iollann V July 5, 2019
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Houston Hooters Hot Wings

A Hooters girl put a rude customers hot wings in her vagina before sending to table in Houston Texas.
Bro did you hear about Houston Hooters Hot Wings? They got a new flavor only for rude chaps!
by NASCARFAN18 August 27, 2022
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