harleydavidsplat

(noun) the leftovers resulting from not wearing your helmet while riding a large, over glorified, over priced, gas guzzling, pompous, American motorcycle thus allowing others to see that which you did not use and therefore lost for good.

Todd (rolling by slowly gawking as any good American should): Whoa baby! Nice harleydavidsplat!
Leah (not looking):Todd you are really sick!
Todd:Sorry baby. Let's go eat.
Danielle: How could you be hungry after that?
Todd: I dunno. I just have a sudden urge for cottage cheese and cauliflower all smothered in chicken wing sauce.
Leah:Todd! You're gonna rot in hell!
Todd:Maybe, but I won't be carrying my noodle around in a bucket.

by slewisg July 24, 2011

Hayley Logic

Logic that makes absolutely no sense to anyone else but yourself.

Person 1- Why would you do that??? That makes no sense?!
Person 2- Hayley Logic.

by Hayley Logic February 22, 2015

harley marie woody

A fierce and fiery young woman with a huge heart. She's a very manipulative spirit with vengeful anger. She has faded blue eyes that turn gray when she's upset. Hard working, loyal, and a tad mysterious. She'll know everything about you before you know her last name.

"She's something else man."
"Aye don't fuck over Harley Marie Woody dude, she'll have your asshole handed to you."

by AryanPrincess December 24, 2016

Hailey

Hailey is a beautiful, smart and caring person who most people like. She likes sports and loves watching Netflix. She loves animals. Hailey’s usually have brown hair and are usually shorter then some people.

Girl: Hey look it’s Hailey

Guy: let’s go hang out with her, she’s awesome!!!

by Hey hey Ben July 10, 2018

Hayley

A crazy girl on dr phil who thought she was pregnant with baby Jesus, claimed Eminem was her dad, and said she was in American Idol and it was all LIES

You think your half wolf? That’s such a Hayley thing to say

by Ghosty Blue October 28, 2018

Harley

The cutest,smartest,nicest,funniest,most caring,loving,guy you will ever meet.He is always making me smile and laugh.He is the most adorable guy in the whole world.I love you Harley😍❤️😘

Harley is so cute.

by Arheijrjrkekeoe November 28, 2018

Hailey

Hailey is the Bitchest bitch that can bitch for a bitch

1.ugh she’s such a bitch .

2. That’s Hailey dumbass.

by Oddest November 30, 2019