Gaper

A Skier or Snowboard who is usually not respected by many people in life, but thinks he/she will find that closure on the mtn, But really looks like a complete tool. Ski/ride with the latest gear. Paid for by their parents credit card (even tho they r in their late 20's to early 30's). Usually they only stay at high-end hotels mostly ski on ski off, they only go to the most popular resorts cause thats where they feel they would get the most respect out of there many Facebook updates throughout the day. There Facebook will usually read "hitting the craziest trail/obstacles" But in reality taking the easiest way down, or just completely bombin every trail.

Gaper 1 - "Yooo Gaper 2, where do you want to ski this weekend?"
Gaper 2 - "Lets just fly out west and ski the whole week"
Gaper 1 - "YESSS! No wonder you are my only friend"
Gaper 2 - "I am dying to try out these new ski, but i love my other new pair also"
Gaper 1 - "Just bought my plane ticket out west"
Gaper 2 - "Me to"
Gaper 1 - "Im going to buy a new shell."
Gaper 2 - "Me too"
Gaper 1 - "I'll buy a GoPro and you buy a hand held camcorder"
Gaper 2 - "You were reading my mind"
Gaper 1 - "I can't wait for Facebook to see how cool we are"
Gaper 2 - "Heard about it!!"

by Gnar Shredder5 March 14, 2011

Cheese-grater

Feels as long and drawn out as taking a cheese-grater to your testicles. Even if it's not for a very long time, the mind wishes it would be over with quickly.

Playing some RPG's is like reading a good book except that at the end of each page/chapter, you have to take a cheese-grater to your nuts for several hours (ie: leveling up).

by Pickleton August 29, 2003

They Did Surgery On a Grape

Meaning they did surgery on a grape.

Leah: GUESS WHAT!
Me: what?
Leah: THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE!
Me: *whispers to self* you're retarded

by •Martha• November 26, 2018

Sour Grapes

When a male doesnt bathe for a couple of weeks and then makes his old lady suck on his testicles.

She likes the taste of my Sour Grapes.

by Jon Smizzle May 30, 2006

Sour Grapes

adj. when loosing in the Olympic Gymnastic event then calling the opposing side of Cheating or Cospiracy

Person1: uh oh Liukin got silver again those Chinese probably cheated
Person2: Shut up with your sour grapes comment.

by PhelpPhelp October 18, 2008

They did surgery on a grape

Sentence that has been around social media recently. People say it over and over for no relevant reason. It’s popular, so why not?

Grape can be identified as a lot of things, so this sentence may have a bunch of different meanings.

The surgery was done almost 5 years ago and no one knows why it went popular AGAIN this year.

They did surgery on a grape. *Yay I’m cool now.*

by Mr. wut’s grammar? November 25, 2018

gaper

One that can successfully insert all 10 fingers into their anal port.

Holy shit, his fingertips are covered in shit! What a fucking gaper!

by sarge October 24, 2003