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The Grand Piano

When you are absolutely railing a girl from behind like an animal and she is standing up but bent over in half with her fingers playing her toes like they are piano keys.

Ideally she has painted black/white toes for effect (depending on skin color)
"So the other day I folded this girl like a slice of NY pizza and told her to play the Grand Piano like she is getting paid for it in the middle of the Minneapolis airport."

"She said she never took music class but she not only played the Grand Piano she also moaned to the tune like a tijuana hooker"

"I was in church and this GILF asked me if I liked The Grand Piano, I instantly got turned on until I realized she meant the one on stage"
by smurfology 08-09 October 5, 2011
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Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande is also known as the queen of pop and rap. She also has a twin sister and her name is Lovely Peaches they often get mistaken for each other in public. Ariana is also an actor she starts in sitcom Victorious and appeared on broadway
Ariana Grande is the QUEEN OF POP AND RAP
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Grandayy

Grandayy is the meme lord who beat Dolan Dark. He makes new memes unlike Dolan who makes dead memes.
Grandayy is the best YouTuber ever!
by ADEEPOCEAN May 18, 2020
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Grand Slam

Rock band former by Phillip Lynott when Thin Lizzy split up. Toured Europe continuously but never recorded anything due to Lynotts untimely death.
Grand Slam bootlegs are very sought after by collectors.
by black flag May 29, 2004
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Ariana Grande

An angel who:
Has 99 problems but you ain't one.
Knows that you're gonna be alright.
Can hold moonlight in her hands.
May be a little thing but she likes that long. ;)
Has a perfect voice, and everything about her is beautiful too.
Jeannine: "oh my god, I'm so jealous! She's such an Ariana Grande"
by Tinyaqb April 19, 2018
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Grand National

A phrase used to describe an undesirable outcome of a mix when the beats clash due to the two tracks not being correctly in time. The resulting output of beats at irregular times is likened to multiple horses running, and hence the phrase Grand National.
"Grand National!" - simple shout to make others aware that the shoutee has in fact identified some poor mixing skills by the DJ.

"That first tune was pretty sweet but there was a massive Grand National at the end of it."
by RhythmJunky February 1, 2009
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Ariana Grande

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